The Full English!
“It’s a bish-bosh, wish-wash, car crash mishmash!”
The whole history of the language, from gangs of gung-ho Anglo-Saxons and Vikings in berets, to covidiots and Instagram, told through the media of performance poetry, silly hats and dad jokes.
“Funny, informative and clever, The Full English will appeal to pretty much everyone who uses words and likes to laugh.”
The Reviews Hub
“Another triumph…Remember the name Melanie Branton. If you get the opportunity to see her, please do. She’s bostin bab!”
Wolverhampton Express and Star
Tickets £15 (concessions £12.50)
22nd-24th February 2026
8pm
The Crown Inn
53 High Street
Old Oxted RH8 9LN
01883 717853
Call the pub to book a table to eat before. Priority best seating for diners
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